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| Welcome to The Group Chat, where sports and culture meet and mingle. We're already one game into the WNBA Finals, with either the Las Vegas Aces or the Phoenix Mercury destined to hoist the trophy. And even though the Aces took Friday's Game 1, there's no way to predict who will win this best-of-seven series…or is there?
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🌃 Who's destined to win the 2025 WNBA Finals? 🌃 |
Source: The GIST. 🔢 The methodology First thing's first: It's time for a crash course in astrology. Each of the 12 Zodiac signs is associated with a personality trait — Geminis are curious, Capricorns are ambitious, and so on. They're categorized into fire, air, water, and earth signs.
We went deep to determine how players' signs might affect the outcome of the series. If The GIST were a spreadsheet, it would be this one. 🪐 Phoenix's Astrological Profile The Mercury are all about balance — their 12-woman roster features all but three of the Zodiac signs. They're rocking four fire signs, three earth signs, three air signs, and two water signs, emblematic of their full-team approach.
The social media account NBA Research and Development Department dove into how Mercury (the planet) affects the Mercury (the team). The result: The franchise consistently overperforms when their namesake planet is in retrograde, a huge advantage considering the phase causes communication issues and chaos for almost everyone else.
What does this dynamic mean? That the Mercury are sturdy AF and built to go the distance. If this series goes to six or seven games, Phoenix will have the upper hand thanks to their balance in personalities. However, they'll need to lean hard on their fire signs to bring the intensity a Finals run requires.
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| 3. | A fun way to tell your fortune, even if they can't accurately predict the Finals winner. |
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| ♠️ Las Vegas' Astrological Profile Someone call the Jonas Brothers (again), because the Aces are burnin' up: Their 11-woman roster includes seven fire signs, five of whom are Leos. Holy smokes.
The player at the center of it all? That's MVP A'ja Wilson, whose competitive nature certainly comes through with her Leo sun. As she goes, the Aces go — and boy, does she go.
Notably, one of Leo's most closely aligned signs is Libra — aka A'ja and the Point Gawd herself, Chelsea Gray. When this dynamic duo is at their best, the Aces are near-unstoppable.
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| In 30 years of Finals MVPs, the spread of Zodiac signs has been relatively even — no one sign stands out as a shoe-in for the prestigious award. But recently, the list has been dominated by Libras and Virgos, who combine for six of the last 10 winners.
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| Considering Friday's Game 1 dub, the stars say the Aces are destined for confetti showers. A team with this much fire will come in hot, and the Mercury might struggle to match their intensity. Hey, maybe if the Finals started after November 9th, things would be different.
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