| From The GIST Team |
Happy Thanksgiving Eve! | ||
| Whether you're making one final grocery run or mentally preparing to see your entire high school graduating class out on the town tonight, thanks for making time for a side of sports news with us.
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| Quote of The Day |
| | He's back. |
| — Cincinnati Bengals quarterback Joe Burrow, announcing his return to the gridiron ahead of tomorrow's 8:20 p.m. ET Turkey Day divisional showdown against the Baltimore Ravens. Grab your emotional support water bottle because Joe Cool's set to make his first appearance since suffering a toe injury in Week 2. |
| The Latest |
💭 Onions have layers Source: Ian MacNicol/Getty Images The GIST: Yesterday, swimmer Penny Oleksiak, Canada's most decorated Olympian, was banned from competition until 2027 for an anti-doping rules violation. No, the 25-year-old wasn't caught taking banned substances — she was penalized for a whereabouts failure. Let's discuss. 🤔 What is a whereabouts failure?: Part of the World Anti Doping Agency's (WADA) drug testing program, athletes are required to submit their "whereabouts" every 90 days, including the location and times of daily activities like work and school, their competition schedules, and a specific daily time slot when they are guaranteed to be available for testing.
🧪 That sounds pretty strict: It is. To maintain the integrity of sport and ensure a level playing field, testing is done without notice and out of competition, meaning athletes could be literally anywhere in the world when WADA comes knocking. If a doping control officer (DCO) can't locate an athlete for a sample, that's filed as a missed test.
⏩ What's next: Some say the two-year punishment is too harsh, while others believe the process is part of being a pro athlete — and at the end of the day, the rules are in place to keep sport clean and the playing field level. As for Oleksiak, she accepted the ban and will be eligible to compete in July 2027, in plenty of time for the 2028 LA Olympics. |
| Quick Hits: College Edition |
🏀 Two undefeated top-5 women's basketball teams will fall at Players Era Championship | ||
| No. 2 South Carolina, No. 3 UCLA, No. 4 Texas, and Duke will compete at the groundbreaking tournament, which funnels $1M of name, image, and likeness (NIL) money directly to each team's roster — aka about $75K per player. UCLA and Texas meet first today at 2 p.m. ET, followed by Duke vs. SC at 4:30 p.m. ET, with winners advancing to tomorrow's 8 p.m. ET final. Cha-ching. | ||
🏈 Rivalry Week on deck as college football enters final week of the regular season | ||
| This is college football at its absolute best, with four top-25 matchups between blood rivals, including No. 3 Texas A&M and No. 16 Texas, gracing screens on Friday and Saturday. And it's not just pride on the line: Many squads are angling for trips to their conference championship games and, more importantly, the 12-team College Football Playoff bracket. Hut, hut, hell yeah. | ||
🏐 No. 1 Nebraska women's volleyball remains undefeated heading into last weekend of regular season | ||
| The Cornhuskers have dropped just one set — yes, set, not game — since September 16th, and have just two games left before Sunday's 6 p.m. ET NCAA tournament selection show. Will No. 24 Penn State or Ohio State be able to stop this runaway train? Either way, the Huskers are all but guaranteed to clinch that No. 1 overall seed. | ||
⚽ Women's College Cup will be set by Saturday | ||
| The eight remaining contenders will square off Friday and Saturday for a berth to the Final Four (Women's College Soccer Version). Still in the mix? Unseeded underdog Ohio State, who pulled off yet another upset last weekend, and No. 4 seed Washington, who are battling in honor of their late teammate, Mia Hamant. | ||
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| Long Weekend Watching |
Source: AP Photo/Michael Conroy 🏀 NBA Cup: Detroit Pistons vs. Boston Celtics — Today at 5 p.m. ET — ESPN
🇺🇲 No. 2 USWNT: Friendly vs. No. 12 Italy — Friday at 7 p.m. ET — TNT
⚽ MLS: Vancouver Whitecaps FC vs. San Diego FC — Saturday at 9 p.m. ET — Apple TV
🏎️ F1: Qatar GP — Sunday at 11 a.m. ET — ESPN
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☝️ Deadline reminder: Tomorrow's Thanksgiving, meaning picks close early this week. The first game on the holiday menu: tomorrow's 1 p.m. ET Turkey Day showdown between the Green Bay Packers and Detroit Lions.
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| The GIST's List |
HOLIDAY RECS FROM | ||
![]() It's officially gifting season! To help you cross every type of sports fan off your list, we're sharing recs from The Group Chat, sourced directly from our team and GIST Plus community. This week's theme: beauty and self-care essentials. | ||
| Wrap up the secret weapon from last month's Victoria's Secret Fashion Show runway. Giving the gift of glam has never been easier. |
| To quote one of our brilliant account managers, "this hair oil is truly the freakin' best." Need we say more? |
| This scent is luxury in a bottle; it's complex, captivating, and undeniably chic. |
| A vitamin C–infused hug for your face, this cult favorite is an instant pick-me-up for tired skin. Consider it the perfect gift to, ahem, brighten anyone's day. |
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